Founder Haiku 1 - Dark Matter | Sarcastic coffee mug for entrepreneurs and founders (11oz)
Congratulations, founder — you’ve finally found a mug that truly captures your zeitgeist. This mug doesn’t just hold coffee; it’s a high-gravity object that consumes all available time, money, and hope — just like your startup. Pour in caffeine, and watch a preview of your life swirling into a vortex of endless pitch decks, MVP delays, investor ghostings, and 3 a.m. Slack pings from the one engineer you haven’t driven to quitting yet. Perfect for those mornings when you’re not sure if you need an espresso shot or a Series A round — spoiler: you need both, but you'll get nothing and like it.
.: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish
.: C-shaped easy-grip handle
.: Microwave and dishwasher safe
.: Lead and BPA-free
.: Blank product sourced from China
Glossy ceramic
The mug is made from black ceramic and has a glossy finish.
Vibrant colors
The latest printing techniques provide bright and crisp colors matching your craziest designs.
Microwave-safe
Mug can be placed in the microwave for food or liquid heating
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements
Country of origin
Made in China
Dishwasher-safe
Suitable for dishwasher use
Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.
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