EBITDA Motivational Tee for Entrepreneurs | Startup Samurai Design
"My EBITDA Never Goes Down" T-Shirt – Because Decline is for Amateurs
For the visionary who's never heard of a "bad quarter" (or just ignores them), this tee is your new uniform. Strut into meetings, coffee shops, or your parents' basement with the confidence of someone who's definitely *not* making numbers up. This shirt guarantees you’ll be the center of attention—even if your balance sheet says otherwise.
Perfect for entrepreneurs who think the stock market is for *other people* and whose definition of success is "I said so."
Warning: Wearing this may result in unsolicited financial advice from real accountants.
**#DelusionalAndProud #StartupSamurai**
Product features
- 100% cotton for solid colors, ensuring soft, breathable wear
- Side seams for structural support and longer-lasting shape
- Neck and shoulder tape to prevent stretching and maintain stability
- Seamless ribbed knit collar for elasticity and shape retention
- Medium fabric weight (5.3 oz/yd²) for a comfy fit
Care instructions
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton, heather colors are 85% cotton, 15% viscose
With side seams
Located along the sides of a garment, they help to hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Neck and shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder and neck seams to stabilize the back of the shirt and prevent stretching
Ribbed knit collar without seams
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels offered by a variety of print partners are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Do not iron; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Do not tumble dry; Do not dryclean.
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